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Has it been a full and complete month since I’ve been in Jordan? I don’t know. Why are you asking me? GOD you’re combative today.

Alright alright. I’m going to get back in the swing of things, I think. I don’t have a lot of draining committments, but I do have some good stories, and Lord knows my ego could use some more fanning by writing things on the internet.

More specifically, friend-from-college Denizhan was in London for about a week, and it was awesome seeing him. He told me I should write more things. He’s right! I should write more.

So, here’s a brief timeline of events since college graduation:

  • Graduate mid-May. Pass out during graduation. So does the other political science graduate with the last name Davis. We’re wonderful people.
  • June 5: Attend an American amputee conference, in Kansas City, MO. The guy in Oklahoma City who got me up and walking helped connect me to the manufacturers of my legs, who sponsored my attendance. Was really interesting to be there. Met a lot surprising number of people who live in the Cleveland area? Not sure why exactly, but I mean, kind of cool. It’s a small country sometimes.
  • Dick around for a few weeks at home in Cleveland.
  • End of June: go hang out with the girlfriend for 2.5 weeks, doing a week driving through the Carolinas and another week lounging in DC.
  • Dick around for a week in Cleveland
  • July 16: One of my best friend’s wedding (from Cleveland). Anna comes up to Cleveland for a week. It’s also her birthday. Things are very pleasant! I am unfortunately stressed in spite of the joy around me because, a week later:
  • July 26-ish: I leave for Jordan on the Watson Fellowship’s money.
  • By the end of week 2 in Jordan, I have made up my mind to not stay in the Middle East.
  • Have a fuzzy month
  • September… something? Mid-September? Arrive in London.
  • Move into a new place to stay by week 2 of London
  • Spent week 3 sick
  • Spent week 4 dicking around, eating a lot of Turkish food (its delicious).

And I guess that’s the nuts and bolts of it! It’s been a somewhat-complicated couple of months abroad on my end, so I’ve been enjoying a very uncomplicated past two weeks here in London. Have my living situation figured out, have food in my stomach, have internet: am hightly satisfied.

Blog blog!

Blog blog blog.

Blog blog blog blog? Blog blog blog blog, blog blog.

Blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog! Blog blog blog: blog blog blog blog blog.

Le blog, al-blog, vablogzy.

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Wonderful, glad I got that out of my system.

I AM IN AMMAN

(glad we got that out of the way)

And it turns out I DO in fact get grouchy when I don’t sleep enough! And also carry my 40lb backpack around with me all day. Did I really need 3 liters of water, both Al-Kitaab textbooks, and my laptop?

Yes. Yes I did. There is not a lot to do during the day during Ramadan here in Amman, I am finding. Unless you are employed or a student. I am neither! I am a drifter with expendable income, but even I can annoy the tea jockies at the tea bar after a point, a fear.

I will give more complete stories soon! As I see them, here they lie:

1) Getting here only with the aid of Providence and TSA.
2) “Rainbow Street” + Making Jordanian Friends
3) Apartment Hunting + Making Western Friends
4) The Despair of Being Alone and Other Despairs
5) What is an Amman Anyways?
6) Disability and Stuff

Maybe also a 0) WTF am I doing in Amman, anyways?

Crowley Resigns

PJ Crowley, State Department spokesperson, resigned today over some comments on Bradley Manning.

I liked the guy. He’s an ex-CAP staffer. It’s a real shame.

Here’s a decent roundup of the responses. http://www.salon.com/news/opinion/glenn_greenwald/2011/03/13/crowley/index.html

The full on-the-record conference where he said the Manning comments revealed that he said something along the lines of “What’s happening needs to be happening and Manning is a criminals.” That’s not mentioned anywhere.

New Year’s Resolutions

  1. Stop using Reddit
  2. More and better sexual relations (aww yeah)*
  3. Finish my thesis
  4. Get a job
  5. Overcommit less and overdeliver more
  6. Get my driver’s license back
  7. Walk upright on the ends of my limbs
  8. Better appreciate friends who I like; more effectively tell off people who annoy me
  9. Blog once a week
  10. Refrain from puking on New Year’s Eve 2011

Bonus resolution: utilize the Instant CSI button at least once per day

*I”m pretty sure this has been a resolution of mine in some fashion since I was 14.

    2010 in review

    The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010. They liked it! They really liked it! There have been a lot of universal signs that I should take up blogging again. This is the latest one. I’d be lying if I denied that it stirs something up inside.

     

    And here’s a high level summary of the overall blog health:

    Healthy blog!

    The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads This blog is on fire!.

    Crunchy numbers

    Featured image

    A helper monkey made this abstract painting, inspired by your stats.

    A Boeing 747-400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers. This blog was viewed about 8,800 times in 2010. That’s about 21 full 747s.

     

    In 2010, there were 10 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 22 posts.

    The busiest day of the year was January 18th with 153 views. The most popular post that day was HALP HALP HALP!!!.

    Where did they come from?

    The top referring sites in 2010 were facebook.com, midd-blog.com, twitter.com, obama-scandal-exposed.co.cc, and digg.com.

    Some visitors came searching, mostly for legs, rocket legs austin, rocket legs, thermaband, and austin rocket legs.

    Attractions in 2010

    These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

    1

    HALP HALP HALP!!! January 2010
    6 comments

    2

    How About Lets Just Talk January 2010
    4 comments

    3

    Honestly, Not One Of My Best Days January 2010
    3 comments

    4

    See If I Make Promises About A Posting Schedule Again January 2010
    3 comments

    5

    CAT Scan Success (Unbelievable!), Reveals Possible Hematoma November 2009
    2 comments

    The Canterbury Tales

    I’ve always enjoyed the idea of a set of internally consistent and strong as well as weakly interconnected stories – like the Canterbury Tales.

    Tales I would like to write for an update:

    • The student’s tale (studying abroad in Spain)
    • The imam’s tale (Algeria->France, leaving the civil war in the early 90s)

    Setting up the Setting

    Oh my God, is it cold.

    I spent 80% of my waking hours here in DC sweating through multiple layers of fine linens, but the computer lab where I’m typing this has decided to do its part to defy nature and crank the A/C. it must be 62 degrees in here.

    What’s worse is that this is the second time I’ve done this. These computers are not particularly stable. I’m in a DC public library, and it doesn’t seem like they dedicate a great deal of their (no doubt limited) funding to their computer maintenance. On the other hand, I’m using a Mac this time around, after the PC I tried using an hour ago crashed – the same PC that lost my blog post last week.

    See: I don’t own a computer. If I did, my apartment doesn’t have internet. My work is kind of strict about what’s kosher to do during work hours – or at least, I’m strict. There’s a difference between listening to a YouTube video while typing a report during work and dedicating your mental faculties for an hour or two to an unrelated project. I actually just bought a computer online last week, before I typed up my now-nonexistent blog post. My old one broke, in stages, between January and March; I’ve been leeching off the public ever since. My relatively rich friends think I’m crazy, or lazy, for having gone so long without a personal laptop. I was fine. It’s nice, realizing that you can keep the $1400 that everyone expects you to spend. But Dell was having a sale, and AmEx gave my dad a deal, and so now I have a four year warrantee on a surprisingly powerful laptop (I like video games. They’re my #2 bourgeoisie indulgence, after Whole Foods) that will cover accidents. Quite the step up from my 2-year basic warrantee, considering that my old lappy died after 2.5 years.

    The library is not close to my apartment. I’m living in Southeast DC, near the Nationals’ stadium, a block from the Navy Yard Metro (Green line) but not too far from the Capitol South metro (Blue line). This is all information that only matters if you know the DC area well. DC is divided up into quadrants: NW is where everything and anything that you’ve ever heard of is – all the universities, government buildings, interesting organizations, restaurants, nice places to live, etc; SW almost doesn’t exist because DC ends at the Potomac River s. NE is poor, with a few interesting hipster enclaves. SE is poor as hell, except where I live.

    I don’t know what happened to the Capitol Riverfront area (the official name of my neighborhood – took me two weeks to figure it out), but its the most bizarre neighborhood I’ve ever seen. There’s nothing but jazzy, 15-story apartment complexes. A little bit south, the neighborhood gets a little rough. You can notice the public housing. My 13-story apartment complex (with a gym, movie theater, pool on the roof, in-building bar with pool tables!!!!!) is next to a little-shady McDonalds and a freeway. Six blocks to the north is the US Capitol. One block to the south is DC’s baseball stadium. Three blocks to the east is the Department of Transportation – like, all of it. But, holy crap, walking around there at night is the second scariest thing I’ve done lately. Not because it’s a particularly dangerous neighborhood around the old shipyards and foundries, not (just) because I’m in a wheelchair and feel vaguely defenseless in situations where by youth and spunk should give me undue confidence, but because there’s nobody there. If there’s nobody there, that must mean that the odd person I do run into is up to no good. There are so many cool old buildings around me that I would love to explore, but A) I can’t walk B) they’re boarded up C) the presence of so many security guards and cops, which are the reason why the neighborhood recently gentrified, tells me I should resist.

    Basically, it’s up and coming. I imagine, 15 years ago, the Capitol Riverfront was ghetto. In another 15 years, it’ll be amazing. Last year, when I lived in DC (in NW), I went to the best art show of my life in the Riverfront area. I know there’s a farmer’s market every Thursday afternoon around here. There’s a ton of construction – that tells me progress. It strikes me as an alternative form of gentrification to the Logan Circle / P Street area, “the gay neighborhood.” From the few people in my apartment that I’ve talked to, I think the city planners are going more for families or people looking to start a family. I’m curious to see how it turns out.

    So, that’s a reasonable exploration of where I’m living at present. What I’m doing, and who I’m doing it with? That might have to wait for my next visit to the library. 

    This is part 1 of a blog post I am writing for Middlebury in return for a sizeable chunk of funding for this summer.

    This summer, I’ve really gotten into Tweeting – much easier to do without a computer. Follow me at twitter.com/teaandfury. I’m actually pretty proud of it. But I will get more into blogging. It will happen. I’ve done a ton of reading, and now I’m itching to produce something. Some of my urgency from 6 months ago has diminshed, though – between me dealing with things, me not wanting to blog about personal interactions with the people who would read my blog, and me being better able to talk to people on an individual basis.

    So, I’m okay right now. I hope you’re doing well, too.

    Much love,

    Austin

    Long Week

    Where was I seven days ago? I was feeling similarly spent, having gone from dentist to doctor to prosthetist to family-family-family with nary a moment for some rushed packing. Like most other unfortunate events, no one to blame for that one.

    Too mopey? Ack! No need. Let me start again.

    The Summer

    Hello again! I figured that an update was in order after the long spring hiatus.

    Physically, I am typing this from my summer abode in Washington, DC. More importantly, I’m typing this in Internet Explorer. Ugh. I’m still using public computers when I need to be digital – my laptop broke in March and I actually bought a new one in April, but then they didn’t like my mailing address and I wasted two hours on the phone between my bank and the computer shop before I realized that none of these people should be trusted with my personal information. I mean, damn.

     So, my apartment has a nice room with four pretty-new computers in the basement level. I’ll give a little VR tour of the place in the near future. Quick impression: beautiful place, empty neighborhood, gonna have to buy a Metro card this time around.

    Work started Tuesday. It’s exhillerating. Really interesting job – Middle East politics and national security issues at the same think tank where I worked last summer, the Center for American Progress. I’m working basically just for one regional expert, instead of the entire Energy and Environment team like last year. But what was great about last year was the comradery between we five energy interns (plus our adjecent interns working on much more boring topics); right now, I’m kind of in a corner by myself with nobody around me. Just the legal intern, who is nice, but a poor substitute.

    Tomorrow (Thursday), I’ve  got the pleasure of  eating dinner at the apartment of a man I worked under last year. Julian Wong’s the Chinese expert on the Energy team, a Fulbright scholar, and is yet another Singaporian in my life. Funny story: he, his wife, and his two-year-old son live just 12 floors above me in the same apartment building. Wild coincidence. I’m really looking forward to dining with them tomorrow – he was the secret favorite of the interns, because he was so young but so brilliant.

    Anyways,  I hope everyone is well. I do love you all. I’m doing alright – my honeymoon with DC is very over, but I’m still glad to be out an about. Just, the Metro is no fun in a wheelchair. I’ll blog about the past semester, what’s going on now soon, and a couple photo journals. But really, it’s all about you. You’re great. Thanks for sticking around.

    Much love,

    Austin

    PS twitter.com/teaandfury

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